Halloween, 2011.

I went as "The Santa who Got Screw..ged."
Get it? Screwed? Scrooged?
It seemed like a fun idea at the time.
Shocking how many hootchies wanna get photographed on your lap, even at Halloween.
I advise every straight boy to get a Santa suit and go get laid.

Girls love it.
Ho, ho, ho.
dan.