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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Facebook Free Dan.

Well...I did it.

I am Facebook free, for today anyway.
Fear not, I'll be back...but for now - fuck it.
Frankly, I'm pissy because I am a stubborn asshole and I hate change.
Hate it.
But I do.
They (Facebook big wigs with coifed hair and 3 piece suits) thought they should "better market the package to hit the target and move some units" - so they fucked with the format.
Except, they didn't change all that much.
All the same element are there...same colour scheme, same font - they just put everything in a blender and barfed it back up.
Facebook was cool. I used it everyday.
But sorry - don't make me "re-learn" something.
Facebook was never a challenge.
I never had to sit there, index fingr between my lips and say "Hmmm...now WHERE are my groups again...? Do I click...here? Ooops! Nope, that's not it... hmmm..."
So yeah.
Sure it was a constant thing...but make it difficult for me - and I'm gone.
What pisses me off more - it is now UNNECESSARILY difficult.
So I dropped them an email and said - "Hey...nice way to fuck up a good thing - I'm leavng and I'm encouraging others to do the same."
So yeah. Back to the basics for me for a while. I don't know how long I'll last without it...maybe I'll go back to the olden days of just "looking at flyers around town" or "picking up magazines and READING" or maybe "going out and TALKING to people" to find out what is going on in the city.
I forgot about those days for a minute.
Maybe I'll rejoin Facebookin 5 minutes.
Who knows. I'm a moody bastard known for flying off the handle and getting my hot pink panties in a bunch for stupid reasons.
The King (or at least Prince) of Over Reacting.
But for the moment, this second, right now:
"Fuck Facebook."

That's where I stand. How 'bout you?

Facefucked,

Dan.

2 Comments:

At 5:56 AM , Blogger Sandra's at home said...

Whiney brat!

 
At 11:18 AM , Blogger Danielle said...

I hate it, but can't live without it. With school, all my peeps msg each other and we have a group to post our assignments and reminders on what's do.

I did email them, about how much I hate the format...but I can't stop. Facebook is my crack..*sigh*

 

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